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Well, you knew something had to be coming. The announcement of Star Wars Pinball on the Wii U is too awesome not to get a poem. Hopefully everyone knows "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" otherwise it may not make much sense 
Everyone down in Whoville liked the Wii U a lot. But the Grinch in the mountain simply did not.
The Grinch hated the Wii U, the whole Wii U notion. No one know why he had such emotion.
Some thought he felt that the memory was too small. Others believed he thought the Gamepad was dull.
But I believe that the most likely reason of all was that the Wii U didn't have Star Wars Pinball.
But whatever the reason the RAM or the Pad, the Grinch just sat in his chair feeling dejected and sad.
He would visit the forum late in the night and read about others playing the tables with delight.
He read how Carnegie would reach a high score, but then Snakeman and Skippy would each obtain more.
Surf1der and Cloda were posting a ton and Deep was making changes so his table was more fun.
Bearded Warrior and Tenor were among the Jedi while MarkItZeroSmoky choose the light to defy.
Reading The Chin's guides only compounded his pain, learning of trophies he could never obtain.
So he sat in his chair staring at the Wii U, thinking "Those tables seem stupid" but he knew that's not true.
Then one morning it happened as he got out of bed, Barbie had posted a new Star Wars thread.
His eyes scanned the screen and his heart started to fly, "Star Wars for Wii U on the 11th of July!"
He could hardly believe this news he had seen. He picked up his GamePad and started tapping the screen.
The next several hours were kind of a blur, even then he didn't know which table he preferred.
The music, the sounds, that tough orbit shot. He really liked Yoda but he does talk a lot!
With practice and training by the fire place embers he eventually joined the Jedi Council members
"The Wii U isn't bad" as he used to proclaim. "It's a really good system, it just needed some games."
Thank you Zen Studios from all Wii U Whos, May your Kickbacks be active and the Force be with U.
Tried to work in members of the forum that weren't in the first one.
Everyone down in Whoville liked the Wii U a lot. But the Grinch in the mountain simply did not.
The Grinch hated the Wii U, the whole Wii U notion. No one know why he had such emotion.
Some thought he felt that the memory was too small. Others believed he thought the Gamepad was dull.
But I believe that the most likely reason of all was that the Wii U didn't have Star Wars Pinball.
But whatever the reason the RAM or the Pad, the Grinch just sat in his chair feeling dejected and sad.
He would visit the forum late in the night and read about others playing the tables with delight.
He read how Carnegie would reach a high score, but then Snakeman and Skippy would each obtain more.
Surf1der and Cloda were posting a ton and Deep was making changes so his table was more fun.
Bearded Warrior and Tenor were among the Jedi while MarkItZeroSmoky choose the light to defy.
Reading The Chin's guides only compounded his pain, learning of trophies he could never obtain.
So he sat in his chair staring at the Wii U, thinking "Those tables seem stupid" but he knew that's not true.
Then one morning it happened as he got out of bed, Barbie had posted a new Star Wars thread.
His eyes scanned the screen and his heart started to fly, "Star Wars for Wii U on the 11th of July!"
He could hardly believe this news he had seen. He picked up his GamePad and started tapping the screen.
The next several hours were kind of a blur, even then he didn't know which table he preferred.
The music, the sounds, that tough orbit shot. He really liked Yoda but he does talk a lot!
With practice and training by the fire place embers he eventually joined the Jedi Council members
"The Wii U isn't bad" as he used to proclaim. "It's a really good system, it just needed some games."
Thank you Zen Studios from all Wii U Whos, May your Kickbacks be active and the Force be with U.
Tried to work in members of the forum that weren't in the first one.
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